This bug’s seen better days. Haven’t we all? Paint’s peeling. The roof rack’s rusting. Headlights are gone. Rearview’s shattered.
But that roof rack holds a lot. And with no lights, you’ll go undetected. As for the rearview? It’s best not to look back now.
We know. It’s ugly! It always has been. But it runs. And you can tax it. What is it they always say? Death and taxes!
But you know what we say? When life gives you lemons…
Gee!
Remember lemons?