The local branch of a high-end furniture store had messaging in the window: “Your grandchildren will thank you” or something like this. Fill your house with new furniture. An Eames lounge chair. A Saarinen dining table that seats eight. Your grandkids can have it when you die. Think of how nice it will look in their studio apartment!

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