Back in my day, anything going tick tock soon went boom.

Boomers are landing in MCoDGWMvZ. 

For a limited time only (the next 20 years), Millennials and Zoomers will be forced to team up as they take on hardened Boomer Commanders with deep resources, entrenched networks, and a hugely inflated sense of their own accomplishments.

You’re fighting over who’s “based”? Only place you’re based is your mum’s house. How’s she doing? Don’t tell her I asked.

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