Battle it out for generational supremacy in an environment so toxic the rent’s affordable. It’s brother against brother. Uncs against NPCs. Millennials vs Zoomers. 

Each class comes with unique traits, so enter your birth date correctly this once.

Find yourself on the Millennial team and you’ll get a new medal every time you respawn. You’ll also have the unique ability to actually pick up the phone and call in an airstrike. For balance, Millennial teams struggle in ranged combat, finding it hard to shoot without pausing first.

Land in Gen Z and you’ll find that Zoomers move different — like none of them can run normally. Zoomer players are cracked when it comes to tech, and they can survive easily in a wasteland having never before touched grass. But avoid hand combat because face-to-face confrontation will massively spike your cortisol.

Whether you’re adulting or aurafarming, it’s time to squad up and settle the question: Who owns “based”?

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