Girls get crypto.
Last year, one in every four bitcoin owners was female. By 2040? We’re going to own it all. Why? Because girls just understand the blockchain better.
We can get into the details, but you already know: Blockchain is about transparency and accountability. It’s about owning something, holding it and making your soft life sustainable.
With rising sea levels destroying supply chains, banks going under and the economy sinking, it can be hard to tell which way is up.
But when the world’s under water, only the bubbles keep going up.
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