We know trenches.
Our latest collaboration explores protection, performance and modern utility, with advanced materials and technologies integrated into classic silhouettes.
Combining British heritage and American engineering, designer Aesop Louis has crafted a collection of coats where classic conceals cutting edge.
We’ve protected Londoners from the rain for more than 150 years. With innovative textiles, our outerwear now affords a new level of resistance, promising protection from anything that falls from the sky.
Available in mustard, phosphorus and sarin.
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