No olive oil spill ever dented the global economy. Maybe that’s why they get all the attention.
They call them “liquid gold” even though that’s literally our colour. They call our competition “refined” even though they don’t look right at the dinner table.
But there’s no use crying. After all, no olive oil spill ever made things worse. In fact, we go great with fish.
And when someone asks for the good kind, we all know who they’re talking about.