Oh. Ok!
So you want something bland and uninspired? Sure! It’s not our cup of tea, but let’s help you get started.
Some search terms you may find useful:
“intensely average creative agency”
“uninspired creative for sad people”
Have you heard of Millennial grey?
Imagine you’re living in a brutalist dystopia. No wait, that sounds too cool. Imagine asphalt.
You’re on Reddit, right?
Of course! What a great repository of epic memes and fashion advice.
We can do Normcore if that’s what you’re after.
We have so many different versions of Helvetica. But we’ll happily use Arial instead.
Do you know what it means to “touch grass?”
We don’t, which is part of what makes us so good at this.
You can do some rad stuff in PowerPoint, tbh.
Honestly, if you come away from this with a new respect for WordArt, we’ll take it as a win.