This one’s within budget. It’s just a little starter, but it’s more than enough for you.

OK, it’s not everything you’ll ever want, but it comes with a choice of a book or a toy. You never wanted the book. Maybe things would have turned out differently.

You were very lucky. Toys spread out all over the house and garden. In rooms your parents had forgotten about. 

It wasn’t like that when they were young. But lots of things were different then. For example, they didn’t used to eat out all the time.

Since 1979, purchased with help from the bank of mum & dad.

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